I never have time to think of anything funny. I am going to change that next year...I should start planning now.
If you are like me and didn't think of anything in time, here is a quick one:
Leave a note, or call or email your hubby. Tell him that a Mr. Lyon has called and wants him to call back. Then leave the number for your local zoo. Even if they hang up right away...it will still give you a chuckle.
I just did it, I will let you know if hubby gets a hold of Mr. Lyon! (or Mr. Behr...you get the point)